THE BIG KAHUNA

Little is known about Linda Hailstone other than that she has a pet hedgehog called Steve and is a 'mystery shopper' for Pot Noodle and collects Marmite.

THE SPECIAL BOY

Daddy Danders has worked for us since 1923.  He has been abroad.  He is tall.  He has nice hair.  He plays a ukulele that used to belong to George Formby. His favourite time of day is 2.30pm. He has a grey beard.  He has brought a child into the world.

OUR 'CONSPIRACY' OF RAVENS...........

Vishnu Belinda Jessica Hallie Saffron Sam Lexi Megan Mark Courteney Jamie Ben Kelly John Linda Liam Aaliyah Valentine Magda Helen Tammy Sam Becky Nicola Jessica Chloe Issac Selina Elora Corbi Ellie Lilya Dan Rory Laura Zak Arthur Chloe Ellie 2 and Lorraine​ are all full of feathery goodness and sometimes turn up.