THE BIG KAHUNA
Little is known about Linda Hailstone other than that she has a pet hedgehog called Steve and is a 'mystery shopper' for Pot Noodle.
THE SPECIAL BOY
Danders has worked for us since 1923. He has been abroad. He is tall. He has nice hair. He plays a ukalele that used to belong to George Formby. His favourite time of day is 2.30pm. He has a bike.
OUR FLOCK OF RAVENS...........
Haidee, Zak, Belinda, Becki, Morgan, Courtney, Ellie, Chloe, Valentine Coooool, Katty wi da batty, Kelsie, Ceryn, Shantaya, Shannon, Thaleia, David, Amy, Chloe 2, Big Lewis, Dawn, Morwenna, Abi, Ethan, Kelsie, John, Neve, Lemmy, Tracey, Holly and Ben are all full of feathery goodness